"Of white things and other white things."

I just realised one thing about traffic wardens or carpark attendants and traffic police. They wear white. And best thing, white being the purest of colours however doesnt quite reflect their nature of jobs cause firstly, they are comparable to the other "white things" that sits on the trees late at night. Lemme explain.


Carpark Aunties/Traffic Police:
Wears white.
Doesnt smile.
Comes silently.
Comes suddenly when you least expect it.
If you think about them, you'll see them around.
Makes you nervous when they come.
You will try to siam them if possible.
Rides a bike or walk.
Gives you the creeps.
When they look at you, you wish they didnt.
No matter how brave you are, you just dont want to meet them.
Lastly, they cant mind their own business. Cause its their job.



The Other "White Things" that sit in the trees:
It IS white.
Doesnt smile too.
Comes silently or laughing noisily.
Comes suddenly when you least expect it.
If you DONT think about them, you'll see them around.
Makes you piss when they come.
You WILL siam them if possible.
Rides on air or floats.
Gives you the creeps A LOT.
When they look at you, you'll piss again.
No matter how brave you are, they'll make you piss.
Lastly, they cant mind their own business. Cause its their "job".




Ya Lor Ya lor,
Bil