"O. M. Geez."

What the hell did i get myself into. I'm half-naked, covered by only a flimsy towel down at the bottom sitting by the window in my balcony, blogging. Enough of details but just a few moments ago, i was happy but at the same at the back of my head i went: "Wolly Sheet! What the hell am i getting myself into?!".

Yes people, i got myself to call schools to apply for a relief teaching post. HAHAHAHAHA! Okay, i know i may have the credentials to teach P.E but when some schools asked me "What subjects can you teach?" i was like "General Studies! And i could do P.E as well!". Hahaha. General studies... man what a broad course of subjects. English, Maths & Science. I realised that my English is pretty much screwed up after NS and all the MSN-ing and SMS-ing all these 2 years ++.

I scored a B for Mathematics for my A Levels but that doesnt make me any smarter now really. The only numbers i can think of is the number of push ups/ chin ups and simple addition and subtraction and throw in a few simplest algebra. Integration and Differentiation is a total NO-GO and screw Statistics as well. I'm good only when i'm good. NS screwed up my mental calculations (haha) and so i may need some time for calibration.

Science. I'm good at that. Biology and Physics seem to be my forte. Not really a forte but more of the more favourited science subject that i can think of. Chemistry is pretty lame and stupid, probably because you cant relate chem with much of the everyday thing you do in life. Well, thats how i get my interest on in subjects. (: In fact, i recalled called my Chemistry teacher a Bas*tard! (wow, that really helped in censoring) back in Secondary school all because he didnt want to award me an additional 1 mark in a test/exam. I dont remember. He was being biased, so he kinda deserved it. And not to mention i had to cry myself out of detention. HAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh well, relief teacher i would be someday when those school call. So yeah, wish Mr Bil some lady luck. (:





Good morning Mr Bil,
Aww....