"Fate is a joke. And the joke is in your hands."


This is the story of a Ninja Boy called Ninja Bee. Ninja Bee loves to play and train a lot. He is very good in his Ninja tricks and skills. He is training to overcome his most hardest enemy, Geisha Love. Throughout his entire life, Ninja Bee has always defeated many of his other arch enemies, namely, Ninja Fit, Ninja Strong, Ninja Enjoy-san and other of that many kind. Although they were hard to beat, he beat them anyways. Like chee-kien pulp.

So he began planning his move. Because Geisha Love is one tough cookie they say. Like a cookie left uneaten for days, it becomes hard and tough. Many times he had been beaten down. Many times too when, he could have won her, he backed out, leaving Geisha Love to be free and still haunt him again. He planned and planned. For many moons and sunshines he planned. Sometimes even venturing out of his little hut to practice on the other Geisha Love-san (the mini version, not the BIG BOSS). He won them all easily. Sometimes that is. Cause Ninja Bee is humble.

Then one day, he thought he saw Geisha Love (the original) sitting by the River Of Life known as... The River Of Life. Drawing our his Sam-Your-Rai Sword, he approached with Lust, Caution (wrong, thats a movie). Re-phrase, he approached the The River Of Life with caution and extreme diligence (god knows he had it or not). Then suddenly.....

...Haiyak! Geisha Love suddenly stood up and went on a defence. She opened up her 2 Love-ly hand fans but they were far more than Love-ly to Ninja Bee! Cause he knows, he knows alright, those arent your normal hand fans as they had metal pokes-pokes poking out of them. And when they hit you, you feel hurt. And sometimes, it can poke deep enough into your heart to break it. Like China. Metaphorically that is.

"What is it this time?" said Geisha Love shrilly. "Another fight and lose for you?". She was mocking Ninja Bee. And Ninja Bee knows it, cause he's pretty good at language. Holding tighter onto his Sam-Your-Rai sword, "No. Never. you shall not defeat me this time.... well maybe. I dunno. Anyways, there's a saying, 'Havent try, havent know.'. So yeah, i'm fighting you thins time alright.".

But then deep in Ninja Bee's mind, body, heart and soul he knows he might lose again this time. All because he forgot to bring his Sureken-a a.k.a Shuruken.




(To be continued....hopefully.)


P.S the cartoons are from the Gmail Ninja theme. I cut and paste. (:


Yours Ninja-ly,
Bil