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Monday, October 20, 2008
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"The Hot Ass Mystery"
In this segment which i'm gonna label it as The Hot Ass Mystery, i'm gonna uncover the mysteries of everyday life and the What/Why-The-Fish kinda questions. If you have any, please do leave a comment and i will try my best to find out the cause of such strange mysterious happenings, like what the fish? I said, I WILL TRY my best. So dont put up too much hope on getting your questions solved, cause somethings in life just cannot be solved.
As you're reading the post, all the bold-ed words must be said with an EXCLAMATION MARK. Doesnt matter where you are, if you're reading this in the library, you MUST shout it out proud!
Anyways, as a debut post, i'm gonna unravel the mystery of *drum rolls*: Why-The-Fish! do women take so long in the toilet?!
Here's the report....
Now i totally understand why girls take such a looong time in the public toilet. Usually, i dont take a dump in public places but the other day, it was pretty urgent. Went to the toilet in The Cathay and there wasnt a squatting bowl for me to do my business. Had to settle for the seating one.
"Thank god its not dirty as the seat is up." i thought to myself.
But the idea of placing my hot ass booty (remember to shout) on a public toilet seat isnt really working out. So i took the rolls of toilet paper provide to form a toilet seat cover. By now, you readers should go, "Ahhh! He's sooo smart! I LIKE!" Anyways, back to the point, cleaning up was pretty difficult cause i dont usually do it with a toilet paper. Last time i did that was back in kindergarten and i converted to using water after some shitty (metaphorically) incident.
It took me like a good 20min to finish and pack up my hot ass booty into my hot ass jeans and get the hell out of the toilet. 20 min! Thats 1200 secs of pure business making in the toilet. If i were a lady, i'd still have my make up to touch up on and my hair too. So that'll be like what? 10 additional minutes? All and all, 30 min in a public toilet is no joke! (And now somehow, my computer's lagging shiete)
Well, just to make it look more serious, like what the tabloid always do, girls have to queue up like sooo long to use the toilet. Sometimes, the queue is longer than that of the Hello Kitty craze! Queue-ing time + Business time + Make up time = 40 min. Thats a good 2/3 of an hour. By which the BF waiting outside probably rotted or on a more happy-ending note, decided to hook up with another girl who probably waiting outside for her BF who behaves like a girl in the toilet. That means, he doesnt use the stand up method, bodoh (only applies to those who couldnt understand the previous sentence).
Now thats one hot ass mystery...hot ass solved!
Couldnt find any more dope pictures! This will do for now.
:)
The Hot Ass Guru,
Bil
In this segment which i'm gonna label it as The Hot Ass Mystery, i'm gonna uncover the mysteries of everyday life and the What/Why-The-Fish kinda questions. If you have any, please do leave a comment and i will try my best to find out the cause of such strange mysterious happenings, like what the fish? I said, I WILL TRY my best. So dont put up too much hope on getting your questions solved, cause somethings in life just cannot be solved.
As you're reading the post, all the bold-ed words must be said with an EXCLAMATION MARK. Doesnt matter where you are, if you're reading this in the library, you MUST shout it out proud!
~~~
Anyways, as a debut post, i'm gonna unravel the mystery of *drum rolls*: Why-The-Fish! do women take so long in the toilet?!
Here's the report....
~~~
Now i totally understand why girls take such a looong time in the public toilet. Usually, i dont take a dump in public places but the other day, it was pretty urgent. Went to the toilet in The Cathay and there wasnt a squatting bowl for me to do my business. Had to settle for the seating one.
"Thank god its not dirty as the seat is up." i thought to myself.
But the idea of placing my hot ass booty (remember to shout) on a public toilet seat isnt really working out. So i took the rolls of toilet paper provide to form a toilet seat cover. By now, you readers should go, "Ahhh! He's sooo smart! I LIKE!" Anyways, back to the point, cleaning up was pretty difficult cause i dont usually do it with a toilet paper. Last time i did that was back in kindergarten and i converted to using water after some shitty (metaphorically) incident.
It took me like a good 20min to finish and pack up my hot ass booty into my hot ass jeans and get the hell out of the toilet. 20 min! Thats 1200 secs of pure business making in the toilet. If i were a lady, i'd still have my make up to touch up on and my hair too. So that'll be like what? 10 additional minutes? All and all, 30 min in a public toilet is no joke! (And now somehow, my computer's lagging shiete)
Well, just to make it look more serious, like what the tabloid always do, girls have to queue up like sooo long to use the toilet. Sometimes, the queue is longer than that of the Hello Kitty craze! Queue-ing time + Business time + Make up time = 40 min. Thats a good 2/3 of an hour. By which the BF waiting outside probably rotted or on a more happy-ending note, decided to hook up with another girl who probably waiting outside for her BF who behaves like a girl in the toilet. That means, he doesnt use the stand up method, bodoh (only applies to those who couldnt understand the previous sentence).
Now thats one hot ass mystery...hot ass solved!
Couldnt find any more dope pictures! This will do for now.:)
The Hot Ass Guru,
Bil
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