"Facebook ke lan!"

I recently registered for one of the greatest hype on the internet - Facebook. Or literally translated in malay, MukaBuku. Thought it was better than Friendster, the Ultimate friend finder, but seriously, its just full of shit. I couldnt even find my friend ONLINE despite typing his profile name AND/OR his email add. What da fark?!

Its lame shit. You can give people cupcakes, poke people, race with people and even gift people online hugs and plants. Very creative but really a waste of time. You sit there for hours and then doing all that nonsensical shit thingys... Sheesh! Whats wrong with the world mama?!


Recently, i realised my eating habits were not disciplined enough for some one who wants to put on weight but at the same time being able to complete 20 chin ups easily. I've been taking the standard 3 meals a day approach and that just sucked caused i used to take in 6 meals... I feel puny. I feel like im losing these precious pounds and kilos. Yes, im paranoid about my weight, as that of girls being paranoid on putting weight. We're in the same league here. Except mine's for the better i guess.


Im rweeallly hungry rite now. Guess, im off to eat my cup noodle - Myojo Lor Mee. Only source of calories in this time of the night. And hey hey hey! Not fergetting, 5 more days and its i've reached the BIG OL' 2-0! Party like a rock star. Live like a movie star. Sex like a porn star.... Ok last part is kinda wrong. Dont follow.

Bitch.


Deemed supreme,
Bil