"Open up my eager eyes...."

You just wasted 10 seconds of your life reading this post. Well, actually, its more like 20seconds. Sorry to take THAT time of your life away but i'm so not paying you back.


Ok, i think clubbing is not for me. I cant stand the loud music that is like so same in every club. Its as if all and i mean, ALL the DJs have the same standard HIP-HOP/RMB playlist to play. B.O to the RING! And as usual, there'll be more guys than girls and that obviously sucked. Even if i had the chance to dance with one, i'd probably go easy and not all out like some dude i've seen. Ass-touching, butt grinding and simulator-fucking in da club. I'm not gonna take advantage of those poor drunk chicks. Even though they're probably hot as hell. Well, then again, if she was Jessica Alba or Melissa R. then that would be a total new different story aint it lads? Hey! You cant blame me for this! Even gays would wanna dance with them.


I'm a gentleman man. As much as i try and go be and do all those bad boy thing. There are limits and i will stick to it. i'm trying. Look, Drugs, Drinking, Sex is so out of my list. And to all those who are like me, stay this way. Look, save your dick for a better girl aye? Same goes for the other sex. No point doing it with a hooker or some chick/guy you picked up in club. Pleasure? Yes. STD? Likely. Regrets? Probably. Dignity? No.




Think about it. If you have brains first.



Mr. Brightside,
Legend