"Poke the toke"

My oh my. I realised just how dirty/dusty the RHC guardroom is after sleeping on the bed for a mere 2 hours. Yes. Read my words: 2 hours only. And guess what spawned the shit out of me by lying there for 2 hours?

A zit.
An acne.
A goophead.
A papula.
A bump.
A carbuncle.
Or better known as pimple in layman's term.

That tiny lil' prick on my skin just suddenly appeared on my flawless, smooth i-wash-it-everyday face like David Blaine made the coins appeared in a begger's cup of coffee. Its that amazing and at the same time left me mystified and YOU readers, scratching your heads right this very moment. Damn, i could be David Blaine himself.

It was a shocker i tell you! Waking up normally and finding this red dot (the size of a singapore on a world map) on my left cheek. I knew i couldnt press it, squeeze it, or scratch it or my face will look like a moon that have been hit by an asteroid. Disaster? Yes. Catastrophic? Definitely. Never had i lie down on a bed for 2 hours and waking up to see shit. Yes, shit i call it, protruding out of my left cheek just like THAT! *snaps fingers*

Up till now, i still have this lil' goophead irritatingly sitting there on my left cheek as if its supposed to be there. I tried washing it with Biore, Whitening facial wash (although i know there's no link), Avocado facial wash and even my Dettol body wash but to no avail.

Dang.

I suppose my only last resort option is to let it stay there over the night, tonight, and hope that the acne colony in there will retreat out into Vaporize nation. If not... IF NOT, they'll probably suffer a fate worst then the above. That is, I'll have to super wash my face already and they'll probably be burning like ants on a charcoal grill....

Hoochie-mama!