"100 counts of 4, Buddha Clap!"

One of the best moments that happened this week in camp...

NTUC Insurance agent: Before you protect s'pore, how are you going to protect yourself?
Recruits: Wear helmet...
NTUC lady: When how bout your hands? Its not covered what...
Recruits: Wear gloves...! (in-a-theres-no-sgt-around-so-lets-havoc tone)
NTUC lady: What if a bomb explodes, how you gonna protect yourself?
Recruits (almost instantly): Dig shell scrape*!

*shell scrape


I was like "Hahah! Assholes... Good one!". It was funny when it happened. Imagine the lady trying to sell you something and you keep coming up with stupid reasons just to disqualify the product. Hahaha... classic!


Yours truly,
The man with 3 extra