"You go through shit and hell's nothing to you."

Army training's tough.
Very tough.
Like we have to RUN almost every single day.
8km, 10km and counting.
Oh god...
There goes my bod.
My soon-to-be-hot-bod.

Maybe Police is much better.
All they do is get free driving license
And eat doughnuts all day.
Dang.
What a life....