"Gotta get some bish bash bosh."

Can u believe it? I went to the library for the 1st time in many months. i was like some dumb ass looking for a book in the children's section. Some teenage-fry-home-clothed-part-time-librarian was arranging the shelves, gave me some kind of dude-you-dont-belong-here look.

I was like "Hey. Im an army dude. And what are you again lil' punk? A part-time librarian? Haha." Of course, i didnt say that. But i would if the beast is provoked.

And gosh! i almost hit a small kid. I said it. Small. They sure look like small to me. Scurrying around with books in their tiny arms. I could have accidentally crushed the small kiddo if it had not been for my quick reflexes. He was like standing there, and my sling bag (full of 'dirty" clothes) almost hit him but i pulled my bag just in time. Guess you can call me spider-man eh?

Kids. They do make me feel BIG and POWERFUL...